18. Philippines
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me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

What I did to everything I’ve learned at the end of the school year

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When you realise that you probably shouldn’t have told somebody something…

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life will never be easy. It will fuck you and will suck you down till you drop. Just think at it in a positive way, at the end its still fucking awesome!

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone.”
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